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A Few of My Favorite Things

In Uncategorized on February 22, 2011 at 11:51 pm

I like to consider myself to be an opinionated person. With strong opinions come great responsibility: sharing them with the world. Or the tens of people that read your blog.

So, without further adieu, here are some things I thank the universe for creating:

-Taco Bell
-Dancing with the Stars
-British people
-V8 Splash
-rainy days
-Spring Oreos

With good things come bad things. So, here are some things that I wish did not exist:

-Jersey Shore
-thongs (for others; I have no personal wearing experience)
-Mac computers
-tampons (just because it would be funny)
-Lady Gaga

Feel free to share your opinions on the things I’ve mentioned. After all, if no one comments I feel like a loser whose blog no one reads 😦


Some Things I Don’t Like Part 1: Fashion

In Uncategorized on February 18, 2011 at 3:10 am

Yes, this is going to be one of those posts where I just bitch about things. Try to get used to them, I suspect there will be many more, hence the “Part 1” designation.

And so it begins…

A. Leggings as pants.
Leggings are only appropriate when covered by a dress or long shirt that you are wearing. I don’t need to see every intimate detail of your butt and legs. This goes for any type of legging. I don’t care if they are solid black, wear something over them.

B. Jeggings. Period.
No one should ever wear jeggings.

C. Guys that sag their pants.
Why bother even wearing pants if I can see all of your business when you’re wearing them? And if the intention is for me to actually see your ass, you could atleast ask me out first.

D. Shorts with tall and/or dark socks.
If your legs are that cold, wear pants. And black socks don’t look good with anything unless they are dress socks and you wear them with a suit or dress pants. On a side note, don’t wear short shorts unless you are skinny enough that they actually fit you and you aren’t hanging out of them.

E. Cut out shirts.
A t-shirt is so name because of its shape. If you cut out the sleeves down to your waistline, it’s no longer a t-shirt. It’s a mess. Especially if you’re chubby, just don’t do it.

F. Guys that wear sandals and don’t cut their toenails.
You’re gross. Please stop.

I think that’s a good smattering of things to start you off with. Feel free to plan your outfits accordingly from now on.

Is there somebody out there?

In Uncategorized on February 6, 2011 at 2:04 am

Is there somebody out there?

Is there somebody out there in the rain,

when I look out my window, down on the people I see?

Is there somebody out in the field,

as free as I wish my mind could be?

Is there somebody out there in love,

sharing their time with the one who cares,

while I sit and wonder who cares about me?

Is there somebody out there to trust,

to tell all my secrets and not there to judge?

Is there anybody out there but me,

so I don’t feel alone anymore, just me?